The Empty Pages Are Filling Up

1st May 2012

So the bible condemns homosexuality, eh? Pardon me while I take a deep breath, because the list of what else the bible says is a long one… Well, it also forbids shaving, cursing, telling rude jokes, gossiping, eating lobster, eating pork, touching a woman within 7 days after her period, round haircuts (sorry Beatles), eating or touching anything related to a pig - including their hides, fortune telling, pulling out before you ejaculate, tattoos, mixed fabric like polyester, divorce, letting men without testicles and/or a penis into church, masturbation, wearing gold or other expensive clothing or jewelry, eating shellfish, and… a wife defending her husband’s life in a fight by grabbing the attacker’s genitals. A married couple having intercourse during a woman’s period should be put to death, if a married person has sex with someone’s husband/wife both should be put to death, if a bride is discovered not to be a virgin, she should be put to death, and sodomy is condemned (anal or oral sex). If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by biblical law to have intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her deceased husband a male heir. Guess what else? Marriage is oftentimes undesirable as it distracts from the service of the Lord. You are also not allowed to have sex with angels. Darn. Was really looking forward to that one. You also can never eat fat, witches should be killed, children of a bastard (child of unmarried parents) cannot enter a church up to the tenth generation, handicapped people are not allowed in church because their presence profanes his sanctuary, women are officially second class citizens and also can be owned, false prophets are to be killed by their own parents, and the parents of a stubborn child must stone their own child.

23rd April 2012

Not my usual

I usually post funny things from my friends blogs, this is anything but funny.

For over a month the only thing on my mind has been that I might not be able to have children. I just turned 18 a week ago and my ability to have children should not be something I need to worry about. For most of my life I have always known that eventually I wanted to be a mother, and now I am terrified that I will never get that chance. :’(

16th April 2012

I’m making a ‘they care’ page people :) Reblog if you want your URL included, but only reblog if you DO care and would help someone if they came to you<3

Source: refuse-to-siink

2nd April 2012

Source: undeadredemption

2nd April 2012

What I would love to say to my boss today

Me: I am so sorry Nichole, I don't think I can make it into work tonight.
Nichole: Girl, why the fuck not?
Me: I am afraid my "chlamydia" might infect everyones tacos and burritos. So sorry.
Nichole: Dafuck?????

29th March 2012

Source: sandandglass

29th March 2012

Source: forever90s

29th March 2012